The Honorable Nancy Berry
Mayor of College Station, Texas
1101 Texas Avenue
College Station, Texas 77840
We are a group of five Florida Gators writing you in response to your recent dust-up with Gator Coach Will Muschamp. While we are Gators to our cores and bleed Orange and Blue, we couldn’t help but have a certain admiration for the manner in which you quickly stood up for and defended both your city and your team. We take a boys only road trip each season to cheer on our Gators in the enemy’s den, and this year’s excursion is bringing us to College Station to help welcome the Aggies to the SEC. We have made our travel plans and reserved our rooms at the Hilton College Station Conference Center (arriving September 6th, departing September 9th), but at this point have not been able to secure tickets to the game. That being said, we thought this might provide the perfect opportunity for you to back up your proud words with action. We were wondering if you would be interested in being our hostess for the weekend. It would afford us the opportunity to learn about the histories of College Station and Texas A&M from someone well-versed in both, in addition to giving us an unforgettable story to relate when we talk about this year’s trip in the future. We suspect that watching the game with you would be even more entertaining than being in our usual seats in the Gator section of the stadium reserved for us by the home team (i.e. nosebleeds). Rest assured we are not a group of drunken louts looking to cause trouble with everyone wearing different colors than us. We are all proud Gators and respected professionals in our hometown of Fort Myers, Florida. We look forward to our road trips each year, and respect the fact that students and graduates of the schools we visit have a pride in their university that rivals the pride we have in the University of Florida. We look forward to your reply and hope to have the chance to spend time with you on the weekend of September 8th.
Gig’em, huh? We think that’s cute, but we say……